Kelly Brook spotted walking on a red carpet
Posted on August 4, 2009, under August: Celebrity Gossiping.
Some photographers have all the luck. I’m not sure if this was good planning, or just a case of being at the right place at the right time, but some lucky paparazzi managed to get a few shots of Kelly Brook, on the red carpet outside the premier of “The Ugly Truth.”
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Damn!
Kelly, neglecting to take her shoes off, apparently walked for some time along the red carpet, stopping at certain points to turn towards the cameras. Do it for a month is not sure whether these turns were a full 90 degrees or not – more details on that as I get them.
The premier was in London, in Leicester Square no doubt. I went to a premier there once. Well, when I say “went to a premier”, I mean “stood outside watching other people go to the premier.” Casino Royale it was. Saw Zoe Ball. Saw Peter Kay, he shouted something. Best of all, saw STING!
Anyway, it appears that The Ugly Truth is a new movie, some kind of romantic comedy. It starts, Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler, two names I had never heard until today. I just watched a clip of it and it showed a man giving a girl advice on dealing with guys when they’re blowing her off. Sounds just like that other film, what’s it called? He’s not that into you (*cough* which I’ve never seen of course, just heard about *cough*).
But then again, there are only a fair few storylines for romcoms:
- Guy is too good for girl, but eventually realises “she’s the one”
- Girl is too good for guy, but somehow the bumbling idiot manages to pull her
- Guy and girl are made for each other, but a succession of improbable yet humorous events consistently conspire to prevent them getting together, which they eventually do anyway because it’s “meant to be”
Jesus. Give me a break. I want to see a realistic romcom. Guy meets girl, guy fancies girl, girl wants guy to be the one, guy just wants to get laid, guy and girl get laid, girl gets pregnant, guy and girl end up in marriage neither really want, girl watches rom coms to dream about “how it should have been”, guy becomes alcoholic. Kind of a cynical comedy. A cyncom.*
I want Kelly Brook to play Girl, and, what the hell, let’s have this Gerard Butler character to play Guy. Any screenwriters up for this?
*Storyline and the term ‘Cyncom’ copyright Doitforamonth.com 2009; all rights reserved.